Why was the math book sad in winter?
It had too many problems to solve before spring!
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
What fish sings the best?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?