What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Bears love exotic cars.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why was the cat so small?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?