What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Are you going udder cover?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
What insect runs away from everything?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What color are all the books in the library?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?