Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?