Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
She expected some change in the weather.
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
Why do teachers make so many pies in September?
Why do bees gossip?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?