Why do churches struggle with counting money?
Because there are a lot of different denominations.
Why do trees hate going to school?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
What do bees say in the summer?
What type of fishing are dogs best at?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
What do you call a small mom?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?