Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
Why did the echo get detention?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What's another name for a grandfather clock?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?