Why did spring break up with winter?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Bears love exotic cars.
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?