Where do cats go on vacation?
Why did the elk have great hair?
What part of a football field is never the same?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?