Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Where do chips wear socks?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?