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What do you call a sad strawberry shake?
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What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Why don't ostriches fly ?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?