Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Why did the pig stop sunbathing?
Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?