Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?