Why did the turkey join the band?
Because he had the drumsticks!
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What do grapes sing at Christmas?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What fish only swims at night?
What do sheep do on sunny summer days?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
The museum curator needed a break.