Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?