What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What is a horse's favorite hairdo?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the whale cross the road?
Why was Santa's little helper embarrassed?
Why did spring break up with winter?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Why was the musician arrested?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
How do snowmen get information?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?