I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What's a cat's favorite song?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why are birds of prey such good mothers?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?