What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do kittens go to school?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's a car's favorite scary movie?