What do you call George Washington's birthday?
The first President's Day.
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
What shape has a knighthood?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
How does one gelatin greet another?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you give a sick lemon?
What dog wears contact lenses?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
How long did Cain dislike his brother?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?