Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What fish sings the best?
Why are cowboys always religious?
What do you call bears with no ears?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What did one firefly say to the other?