My Valentine this year is a goalie.
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?