What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Blue cheese.
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What tree has the most bark?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?