Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What's the noisiest food?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Two silkworms got in a fight.
How do horses stay in such great shape?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
What animal always goes to heaven?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?