Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
They aren't allowed to travel.
What is the most attractive fruit?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
How do frogs get to work?
What do you find at the end of everything?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?