What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What does a cat go to sleep on?
How does a barber get to work?
What's the difference between cats and dogs?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
What do insects make all their clothes out of?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?