How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?