My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why did the tennis player win her trial?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?
What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?