My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
So we went out. Had a few drinks. Nice guy! He is a web designer
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What do you call octopus twins?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?