What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Squid ink.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why are puppies so flexible?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?