Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What season begins with a thud?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which computer won the talent show?
Where do burgers like to dance?