Where do polar bears vote?
The North Poll.
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What name sounds like the past tense?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Why are frogs always happy?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call stolen cheese?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?