What dog wears contact lenses?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's a pirate's favorite letter?