Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
Where do mice leave their boats?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
How do hurricanes see?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?