Which singer loves to groom sheep?
Who invented fractions?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
How did the coach get his quarterback?
What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
What tea do footballers drink?
Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?