Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Where does laundry go to college?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Which bug is related to you?
Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why is sand so optimistic?
Why was the mime upset?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?