Why are frogs always so happy?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
Where do colds go on vacation?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why was the dog arrested by the police?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?