What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
How do automobiles fly?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?
How do bees get to school?
Which bird would make a great farmer?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?