Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What do little monsters call their mother?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
Why is money so stubborn?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
A book just fell on my head.
Why did the ice cream truck break down?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
What's a cat's favorite color?