What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?
Why was the storm actually calm?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
When do flowers get their workout in?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Why do golfers hate cake?
This candy bar is a real home run.