What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What's the richest basketball team?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why is everyone good at math during elections?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why are frogs always so happy?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?