What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What fish only swims at night?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
How do fish watch TV shows?