What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Christmas stockings.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do trees try new things so often?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the airline worker name her child?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?