What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
Which state is the cleanest?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What animal dresses the most fashionably?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do naked fish play with?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?