What did the dentist say to the beaver?
Even if you have only two teeth, you still need to floss.
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What math figure is also in the band?
Why are baseball games at night?
How is cat food sold?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why are trees always so positive?
I broke my finger!
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do ants go to eat?