How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What bird is always sad?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?