Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What kind of monkey flies to school?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
Why are all priests fit?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Why did the student always get straight A's?