Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What tree has the most bark?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What famous scientist will try anything?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?