What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
Pour Some Sugar on Me.
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?
What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why is a computer so smart?