What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
What do you call a pig's sore eye?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why do mice need oiling?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What is the difference between fleas and dogs?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?