What's a cat's favorite board game?
Mouse Trap™.
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Which subject has two parts?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why are baseball players so good at math?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Where do vampires keep their money?