What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
Why did the foal cough?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did autumn say to summer?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
