What's the saddest part of the week?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Where do frogs keep their money?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
How does the moon cut her hair?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What did one firefly say to the other?
What was the first animal in space?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?