Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
How do snowmen get information?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
How can you farm during the winter?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?