Why did the cloud date the fog?
What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
How do chickens leave the highway?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What do minions always put in their salads?
What reads and lives in an apple?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
What nationality are most fish?
I broke my finger!
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?