Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
What is the color of the wind?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's the friendliest national park?
Why are all priests fit?
How do bees get to school?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call a sad latte?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?