Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
He really thought he could socket to him.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What color are all the books in the library?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What do they call pastors in Germany?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why are computers so good at golf?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why did the whale cross the road?