Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
In kinder-garden.
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Why was the archaeologist out of a job?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
What kind of clothes does a house wear?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What's a Christian's favorite sport?
How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the elk have great hair?
Families are like fudge.
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?