I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
I can't wait to see his face light up when he opens it!
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why were the atoms always hungry?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
What vegetables do librarians like?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.