Why did the map not want to be weighed?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
Which celebrity loves to read?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why do all the planets get along?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What color are all the books in the library?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?