Why did the turtle cross the road?
To get to the shell station.
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?
What type of car do planets buy?
Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
When should you start writing a book?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?