What did the salad say to its dad?
What kind of books do boats write?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you say to a really good barista?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What tree has the most bark?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
How do birds threaten one another?
Why was the bud so shy?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
What's the opposite of irony?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?