Where's the best place to learn about eggs?
The hen-cyclopedia.
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.