Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Because it can crack up!
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How do horses navigate at night?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?