Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Which relative loves rice?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a vacation at home?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What do fish do at parades?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?