How do horses navigate at night?
By saddle light.
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What type of barrel breaks easily?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?