What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
What is the strongest animal?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?