What kind of birds make the best thieves?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do you give a pony with a cold?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?