How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
What do you do for an injured lemon?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Which plant has the best roar?
What was the first animal in space?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why are boxers good comedians?
Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Why is summer always sad?