Two silkworms got in a fight.
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What math figure is also in the band?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why do baseball players always go to the park?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?