Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
How long will dinner be?
How do animals blend into the desert?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's an airplane's favorite TV show?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What bee is good for your health?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What do math teachers eat?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?