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What is a cow's dream job?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What is a French cat's favorite pudding?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What is the coolest country?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
Which cats love to be petted?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?